Memory problems

So, below are instructions for resurrecting your phone from "death by washin machine":

1) Disassemble phone as far as will allow.
2) Get angry with yourself for being stupid enough to put your 5 day old phone into the washing machine.
3) Leave overnight.
4) Plug into the charger and turn on - it works! Leave on charge to generate internal heat.
5) Place on the windowsill with a battery from the phone your dog ate last week (causing new phone to be purchased) inserted, one that holds charge because it wasn't put on spin.
6) Ensure the sun is shining though the window to toast phone and internals.

Voila! The phone works and only has a small water stain on the INSIDE of the screen....

Of course, you could ensure that your dog doesn't munch your old phone, thus needing a replacement half the size that you forget is in your pocket following a torrential downpour (that you were in because you had to walk the dog...). And don't forget to check ALL of your pockets for said tiny phone.

Magic. Other gripes - the second set of forks I have bought from ebay for my wife's new handbuilt bike (stretch the truth - I am hand assembling components) don't fit. Thus requiring more forks. Arse.

That'll do for now I think....